Movie Review: ‘Halloween Kills’ – Lewiston Sun Journal
To me, there is no scarier villain in all of horror cinema than Michael Myers. The 1978 “Halloween” killer is the epitome of soullessness, and his haunting face made me spend sleepless nights on my grandparents’ secluded farmhouse when I was 11. Having said that, I also have enormous respect for “Halloween” and its ability to have this effect on me. That’s why I hated the new “Halloween Kills” movie so much, because I know this show is capable of being so much scarier.
The film picks up where the ‘Halloween’ reboot in 2018 left off. Series protagonist Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) is on her way to the hospital with her daughter Karen (Judy Greer) and granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak). Michael is trapped in Laurie’s house, set on fire by a trap that frankly I have never found so convincing. The invincible monster that he is, Michael soon attacks firefighters with their own axes and chainsaws. He’s on a mission, most likely to continue his long-standing feud with Laurie. She’s being treated for a stab, but it’s her ego that suffers the biggest bruises in this movie.
On Michael’s path are a crowd of residents of Haddonfield, Illinois, many of whom have had dealings with Michael before. Tommy Doyle (Anthony Michael Hall) was one of Laurie’s children in 1978, as was Lindsay (Kyle Richards). Lonnie (Robert Longstreet) briefly met Michael, but even a glimpse of Michael is enough to hurt someone for life. Marion (Nancy Stephens) was a nurse at Michael’s Mental Hospital, which means she may have known him longer than anyone. Sheriff Brackett (Charles Cyphers) has lost his daughter to the killing spree of Michael. Officer Hawkins (Will Patton) lost his partner, not so much to Michael. I’m not sure anyone cares about the characters other than Michael and Laurie from âHalloweenâ like the filmmakers did, but they’re there for you if you want them to.
It’s hard to care about any of the characters, old or new, because a lot of them are stupid. The movie is filled with groups of characters who have huge advantages over Michael. Have you ever seen the GEICO commercial that pokes fun at the bad decisions characters make in horror movies? The villain in this commercial has the best “it’s not as sporty as I thought” look on his face. Michael of course wears a mask, but I imagine he looks the same underneath, especially when he tilts his head a certain way. The most embarrassing streak is actually a non-Michael streak, where the angry mob chases a frightened mentally ill who they think is an unmasked Michael. Because if there are two things that Michael is known for, it is the absence of a mask and a tendency to flee. Come to think of it, the poor guy is one of the few characters in the movie smart enough to even try to get away.
âHalloween Killsâ offers some good bloody horror violence, if you like that sort of thing. But the movie can’t be scary or compelling to save his life. Even Michael’s mask has lost its shine, probably getting dirty from the fire. This movie is the second in a planned trilogy, and it really plays like it’s a chore that needs to be completed before the filmmakers can reach the grand finale that they really wanted to do. I will be looking forward to this movie a lot less after this lousy episode.
âHalloween Killsâ is playing and streaming on Peacock. The film is rated R for its gory violence, gruesome imagery, language, and drug use. Its operating time is 105 minutes.
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