Here’s what your favorite lesbian movie says about you

You can tell a lot about a queer person based on their favorite movies about women into women. To save you stress and possible heartache, this should be on the list of questions on the first date. Keep reading to find out why.

DEBS (2004)

If you have seen and liked DEBS, you’re usually the most interesting person in the room and you know it. You watched it by mistake as a child thinking it was a spy movie and that led you to the early realization that you like women. You are confident in a way that is not intimidating. Everyone thinks you’re a whore, but you’re actually in a committed relationship.

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gia

You’re that person in the community who dated everyone’s ex. You grew up watching The L-Word and were either obsessed with Shane and became a serial heartbreaker, or loved Jenny and write poetry for fun now. The most problematic thing about you is that you keep falling for straight women.

Rafiki

If you want Rafiki, you have the best taste in music, which has made you the supreme master of the auxiliary cord during outings. You believe in astrology, do not date certain astrological signs. You pretend to hate drama, but you’re constantly the focus. You’re ready to swim in the pee-filled kiddie pool (the dating pool) as many times as it takes to find that one. Never changes.

servant

You’re super smart and super smart and incredibly patient, which is understandable because you sat through the whole movie and had to read the subtitles. You’re probably in therapy, which is good because you’re clearly going through a lot if you want to. servant. You are adventurous and into naughty shit. You also lie a lot ’cause you keep saying you watched servant for the plot. when we all know there is no plot and it is basically big budget softcore porn.

But I’m a cheerleader

You are outgoing with a good sense of humor. You make friends effortlessly and enjoy a good enemy to lovers narrative. You also love drag racing, but haven’t really gotten into it.

Carol

If your favorite lesbian movie is Carol, you only date older women for sport or as a form of self-harm. You still often text your ex and lie about it. You’ve also slept with half your friends. These people are usually creative and can be a bit eccentric, which is why people keep falling in love with them. You also have a wine addiction.

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Portrait of a lady on fire

I’m not saying you’re a red flag if you like this movie, but your flag color isn’t green. You are all about desire and longing for love. You keep getting heartbroken by people who don’t date you. If there was a prize for getting into situations, you would win it.

Elisa and Marcela

You say you love Elisa and Marcela because you’re pretentious and like to be the only one in the room who wants something “different” even if the only difference is that it’s black and white. You also never got to finish this movie because you only watched the sex scenes and avoided the trauma, and I stay.

The happiest season

The only reason anyone would like this movie is that it had a Dusk phase and are now obsessed with Kristen Stewart. Either that or you really like to celebrate Christmas. You’re super cute and want to do adorable things like wear matching sweaters or do TikToks with your partner.

Prom

You don’t tell anyone you like this movie because everyone hates it, and you don’t like petty arguments. You looked at this specifically for Meryl Streep because you want to date older women, but you would never actively seek them out. You’re also very romantic and you still believe in fairy tale types of love, which is valuable.

Under his mouth

You are a gay baby. You don’t make connections and just like to vibe, which is interesting because you pick up on feelings so quickly. Under his mouth was probably your first lesbian movie, and even though you’ve seen better, you still cling to it. You thrive in toxic situations and you love Blue is the hottest color.

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